Package Arrived Inappropriate Dick Card
Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a veiny surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.
Size queens may be a bit disappointed though. This schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.
Perfect Occasions:
Naughty birthday cards for girlfriend, erotic dick cards for women/men, dirty anniversary cards for wife/husband, gag gift for bachelorette/bachelor, rude card for baby shower, same penis forever sympathy card for her/him, adult joke penis card for any occasion, and more.
What's Inside:
- Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
- Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
- Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
- “Your Package Has Arrived” on front cover
- Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis
- Standard: 2 - 7 weeks (Europe and USA only)
- DHL Express: 7 - 15 business days to Europe and USA (may take longer worldwide)
- Fast USA Shipping: 1 - 10 business days (USA only)
FAQs
Our helmets are not designed for airsoft. An airsoft helmet should have a strap or cushion system for head protection and good visibility. Our helmets are developed without considering these features.
We produce a fan product that is not subject to mandatory certification. Using uncertified motorcycle helmets is life-threatening!
The helmet can be worn with glasses. However, it is an individual question that depends on the shape and size of the glasses, as well as the shape and size of the head. Without fitting, it cannot be said for sure whether you will be comfortable wearing our helmet with glasses.
Please contact Danis through the chat or directly email the customer support manager at info@cyber-craft.shop. We will definitely resolve your issue!
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